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  What is the Whore of Babylon up to these days?

  by rebel8 in

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  when i left decades ago, she was like 76 years old, smoking crack and wearing way too much makeup for her age.. the rumor was the wts was sending the flock messages about the closeness of the big a based on how old the whore looked.. by now she ought to be like 95. she probably lives in a rest home and can't crawl up on the beast anymore because of her arthritis.

  she just rides her hoveround now.. she's probably annoying her roommates with repetitive stories of the good old days when she used to ride the wild beast and it would do her bidding.. i imagine she tells this story about every 15 minutes, forgetting what she said earlier because of dementia..

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  Do you think she wears Depends and dentures?

  It depends (no pun intended) on what her clients are into. (ewww)
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  Did anyone enjoy singing the Kingdom Melodies?

  by Kimmee in

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  did anyone actually enjoy singing the kingdom melodies at the hall?

  some of them were fun to sing, some of them were corny.

  my brother use to sing them loud but without any sound coming out of his mouth.

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  There was a Brother who used to play the Piano at our Hall and put a little of his own flair into them. He used to put a "western" spin on the song "Myriads and Myriads of Brothers" adding a few base notes at the end of each verse so that it sounded like it came out of and old western movie and conjered up images of some old cowboy clip clopping along on his old hores as the sun slowly set in the west.

  "Happy trails to you, until we meet again"

  There were a number of horse loving sisters in the congregation who would bend their knees up and down in time to the music in an imitation of someone riding a horse and from the back rows, you could see their heads bobbing up and down as if they were in the saddle. There would be lots of giggling because everyone recognized what they were doing. It was all very harmless but was put a stop to when the new "hangin" Circuit Overseer came into Dodge City.
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  Build it and they will come

  by Pete Zahut in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  "build it and they will come".

  i said, " in a world filled with crappy fast food restaurants that should never have made it, movies and tv shows that are terrible yet make millions, celebrities who are famous for doing nothing and butt ugly crappy cars that were built and sold by the millions; if you put "it" out there and are consistant about it, people will eventually find you.

  no matter how bad mcdonalds food is for you and (tastes) there will always be a line of people out the door.

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  ...and your avatar is shaped like a slice!

  More than just a coincidence I'm sure. I was teased mercilessly about my name at school.

  At the Kingdom Hall, whenever "unlevened bread" was mentioned...they all looked at me. Now it appears the abuse will continue here. (sigh) It was just a matter of time I guess.

  (P.S. It could be worse, my step brother's name is Ray D. O'Shack )
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  What is the Whore of Babylon up to these days?

  by rebel8 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  when i left decades ago, she was like 76 years old, smoking crack and wearing way too much makeup for her age.. the rumor was the wts was sending the flock messages about the closeness of the big a based on how old the whore looked.. by now she ought to be like 95. she probably lives in a rest home and can't crawl up on the beast anymore because of her arthritis.

  she just rides her hoveround now.. she's probably annoying her roommates with repetitive stories of the good old days when she used to ride the wild beast and it would do her bidding.. i imagine she tells this story about every 15 minutes, forgetting what she said earlier because of dementia..

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  After Viagra came on the market and the meaning of the word "Generation" was changed, the old gal realized she still had a few days of wine and roses left in her. She tinted her hair Fire Engine red, dusted off her stilettos and was last seen teetering into a Botox clinic.
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  Build it and they will come

  by Pete Zahut in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  "build it and they will come".

  i said, " in a world filled with crappy fast food restaurants that should never have made it, movies and tv shows that are terrible yet make millions, celebrities who are famous for doing nothing and butt ugly crappy cars that were built and sold by the millions; if you put "it" out there and are consistant about it, people will eventually find you.

  no matter how bad mcdonalds food is for you and (tastes) there will always be a line of people out the door.

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  People like to cheer for their Home Team.

  Yep..."They may be false prophets, but by God they're my false propehts !"

  At their highest point, there were 8.5 million Nazis on this planet.

  Yeah....and the Nazis were also a neatly dressed bunch who were super organized and kept records of everything.

  That is a ridiculous argument. How many people thought the world was flat when one man had the gall to say otherwise?

  Good point but I'm sure they'd argue that those who thought the world was flat, were relying upon mans limited knowledge and weren't being guided by the Governing Body.

  Are more than 1 billion muslims wrong?

  I asked that and they said..." Yes, apparently so". They completly missed the point.

  That's because Jehovah's Witnesses are nuts. You can't compare apples to nuts!

  LOL ! That's true but you might be able to put a few cracks in that outer shell they've developed.

  Especially when the Octo-Pope tells them that they're not wrong!

  Hey....even Catholics are entitled to a "New Light" now and then.
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  Build it and they will come

  by Pete Zahut in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  "build it and they will come".

  i said, " in a world filled with crappy fast food restaurants that should never have made it, movies and tv shows that are terrible yet make millions, celebrities who are famous for doing nothing and butt ugly crappy cars that were built and sold by the millions; if you put "it" out there and are consistant about it, people will eventually find you.

  no matter how bad mcdonalds food is for you and (tastes) there will always be a line of people out the door.

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  "BUILD IT AND THEY WILL COME"

  My JW family looked at me blankly when I said the above, after hearing them claim their religion has to be the TRUTH and is being blessed by God because the growth of the organization continues and has reached over 7 million plus members. They say " 7 milllion people can't all be wrong " .

  I said, " In a world filled with crappy fast food restaurants that should never have made it, movies and TV shows that are terrible yet make millions, celebrities who are famous for doing nothing and butt ugly crappy cars that were built and sold by the millions; if you put "it" out there and are consistant about it, people will eventually find you. No matter how bad McDonalds food is for you and (tastes) there will always be a line of people out the door. Yet this is not proof that the food is of good quality, is good for you or that it is the best restaurant out there.

  Arguing that the growth of the Organization is evidence that JW's are being blessed by God and are therefore the true religion, is not an argument at all as far as I can see. They said I wasn't comparing apples to apples.

  Ever had anyone say this?
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  Did You Ever Hear An Elder or Bethelite's Comments That Made You Question ??

  by minimus in

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  years ago, the society's speakers used to give many off the cuff statements.

  a lot of personal opinions and questionable remarks.. anything ever stand out for you in this area?.

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  Serving Jehovah is supposed to be a joy and a privilege, yet back when they announced the lowering of the hours required for full time Pioneers, the audience broke out in enthusiastic applause. (Yaaaaay....we don't have to serve Jehovah as much anymore !!!)

  The Elderly Bethel Elder who made the announcement added, as the applause died down, "Yes....the "Friends" are getting tired" he also made reference to Jehovah's loving kindness and refreshment of our souls and the loving provisions made by the Faithful and Discreete Slave. (weren't the FDS the ones who lovingly came up with the original 100 hours per month in the first place ??)

  I remember thinking how these guys always seem to find a way to put a holy spin on everything they do even if what they are doing is damage control from a blunder that isn't working anymore.
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  bassackwards

  by stuckinamovement in

  1. watchtower
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  am i the only one that finds it funny that the organization's campaign this month is to offer a printed magazine that is simply an ad for a website?

  what's more is they have printed close to 50 mil copies which will be delivered by an army of volunteers who drive minivans and knock on the doors of empty houses repeatedly until they find someone at home...... can you imagine facebook going door to door to spread the word about how awesome their site is?.

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  The information offered by the Watchtower Society that is intended to give people hope and to assist them when they are having difficulties in their personal life is so rudimentary that only the proflundly clueless are benefited by it. If you need serious answers or true guidance, you had better look elsewhere. Same thing goes for most of the Elder one encounters. The scary part is that they view themselves as so enligntened and so above anything offered elsewhere.
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  Did your congregation have a "Pioneer Appreciation Day"?

  by Coffee House Girl in

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  my mom (who is now a regular pioneer) has been laid up after having major surgery, and i assert my "biblical" rights as a daughter to do what i can to take care of her, so i have been trying to go to her house on my day off to vaccum and run errands for her since she is not supposed to drive.. she called me last saturday to tell me that i couldn't come by because she was driving to her pioneer appreciation day get-together, wtf .

  i'm just curious if this only happens in my area (michigan, us)????.

  chg. .

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  It seems to be a harmless enough idea until you realize that the Bible makes no mention of Jesus or his apostles getting any extra recognition for their efforts and is silent in regard to drawing extra attention to good for nothing slaves who are only doing what they "ought" to be doing.
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  bassackwards

  by stuckinamovement in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  am i the only one that finds it funny that the organization's campaign this month is to offer a printed magazine that is simply an ad for a website?

  what's more is they have printed close to 50 mil copies which will be delivered by an army of volunteers who drive minivans and knock on the doors of empty houses repeatedly until they find someone at home...... can you imagine facebook going door to door to spread the word about how awesome their site is?.

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  This reminds me of when email first started being used, some of the "brothers" used to call to let me know they just sent me an email.